2016

Sorry, Liver! Here’s Our GOP Debate Drinking Game

gop debate drinking game

Another Saturday night debate, another excuse to get politically inebriated. Last week, we did pretty well on our BINGO card (just a few squares were left untouched), but then, who could have predicted Jeb!’s plan to mint millionaires or the spectacle that was Robot Rubio?

With Chris Christie’s tap out, Donald Trump’s trumping Ted Cruz in New Hampshire and Marco Rubio’s repetition ramifications, we anticipate that tomorrow night’s debate—which will feature a relatively slender six-man stage—should be rich in sideways punches, completely bombastic claims about national security, and likely a hefty dose of economic policies and ideas that are packaged for the little guy but, in truth, only serve to benefit the wealthy.

Moderators for tomorrow night will be Face the Nation anchor John Dickerson, CBS News White House correspondent Major Garrett, and, interestingly, The Wall Street Journal‘s Kimberley Strassel, who has been extremely critical of Cruz in the past. It’s going to fiery, to be sure.

For this weekend’s viewing, I figured I’d go ahead and stop pretending that any of us are watching these Saturday night GOP debates in any form of sobriety, and just made us a drinking game. All you’ll need is a beer or glass of wine, a shot glass, some form of hard liquor, and probably a grilled cheese sandwich or some other hearty food to line your gut.

(For those among us who don’t imbibe, yes, this game works with mocktails and family-friendly beverages, too. Just make a really tall glass of soda-and-non-alcoholic-bitters and join in. As for the shots, can I suggest a nice demitasse of espresso?)

Here’s the game board:

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And as always, you can follow us on Twitter (I’ll be tweeting, too). Good luck and godspeed.

Marco Rubio Is Apparently a Robot Sent from the Past to Destroy the Future

Yesterday, Marco Rubio made another flub that left him appearing more robotic than human. Just as he did in his interaction with Chris Christie in the last debate, Rubio repeated a mess of talking points in a dizzying rhetorical meltdown. Here’s video:

And here’s the transcript:

We are taking our message to families that are struggling to raise their children in the 21st century because as you saw Jeanette and I are raising our four children in the 21st century and we know how hard it’s become to instill our values in our kids, instead of the values they try to ram down our throats. In the 21st century, it’s become harder than ever to instill in your children the values they teach in our homes and in our church, instead of the values that they try to ram down our throats in the movies, in music, and in popular culture.

Bleep-bloop-blorp! Does-not-compute!

Bleep-bloop-blorp! Does-not-compute!

Fascinating stuff, here. I’m most struck by that awkward repetition of “the values that they try to ram down our throats,” which even seems to give Rubio pause on the second instance, and the ill-fitting talk about the 21st century, which has been a recurring theme in Rubio’s campaign. Ever since he announced his candidacy, Rubio has pivoted off his youth and inexperience by talking endlessly about the 21st century, which frankly feels, in 2016, like a quaint callback to 1999. Here, Rubio overindulges in the 21st century talk, which makes it sound hollow. The thing that truly gifted orators understand about claiming the future is that it’s showing, not telling, that matters. Steve Jobs didn’t bore us with talk about what the iPhone could become. He showed us what it did and let us imagine the rest. John F. Kennedy didn’t confuse the American public with scientific jargon; he promised to take us to the moon.

As with most politicians, Rubio’s overstatements disguise an untruth. He is not interested in the future. I’ve written about his reliance on old ideas before. The only way that Rubio’s brand of trickle down economics differs from the trickle down economics of Mitt Romney or George W. Bush or George H.W. Bush or Ronald Reagan is that it favors the wealthy even more than any of the plans that came before. His tax plan is downright disastrous.

But his tax plan isn’t the only callback in Marco Rubio’s campaign. He’s also out of step with the 21st century’s acceptance of same-sex marriage. Michael Barbaro at the New York Times wrote about Rubio’s encounter with a gay man named Timothy Kierstead at a New Hampshire diner. Kierstead argued that Rubio didn’t care about gay people.

Mr. Rubio, who was standing with his youngest son, Dominick, 8, by his side, gently disagreed. “No, I just believe marriage is between one man and one woman.”

“Well,” replied Mr. Kierstead, “that’s your belief.”

Mr. Rubio continued: “I think that’s what the law should be. And if you don’t agree you should have the law changed by a legislature.”

Again, if you look at Rubio’s comments, they don’t really make sense. Same-sex marriage has been affirmed by the Supreme Court as the law of the land. And Rubio doesn’t agree with same-sex marriage, but he encourages Kierstead to overrule Rubio’s (non-existent) anti-gay-marriage law by convincing a legislature to make gay marriage legal, even though it’s already legal? This is all very mysterious and confusing and insubstantial. And it flies in the face of Rubio’s claims to be a 21st century candidate. Why would anyone want to turn back the clock to the bad old 20th century days of the Defense of Marriage Act? Same-sex marriage is a settled issue in America in the 21st century. We prefer including more married couples, not fewer, in our society. It’s better for our communities, our economy, and our families. Someone should reprogram Rubio’s faulty speech program; even a broken robot should understand that we want a more inclusive society in America.

Now that Presidential Primary Season Has Finally Arrived, Here’s an Inclusive Voting Checklist

I support the message, but not the candidate.

I support the message, but not the candidate.

As Iowa prepares to kick off the national presidential race tonight, it occurs to me that most people have at least one vote in their history that they wish they could retract. That often happens when you vote for a personality, or are swayed by one single issue.

Maybe if there were some sort of a checklist for voters to examine before they head out to the polls or the primaries or the caucuses, those tragic voting mistakes wouldn’t happen? In an effort to encourage voters to keep the big picture in mind, I thought it might be useful to present a checklist that you can consult when considering the candidates. The rules are simple: if the candidate doesn’t align with the checklist, you should find another candidate that does. This is a first draft, but it gets to the basic idea that if you don’t vote with an inclusive agenda at heart, you’re voting against your own interests.

A Brief Inclusive Voting Checklist

  • Does the candidate support an economic agenda that includes everyone, regardless of race, religion, gender, sexuality?
  • Does the candidate support raising the minimum wage to livable levels?
  • Does the candidate support raising the taxes on the top one percent to pay for sensible investments like infrastructure, education, and clean energy?
  • Does the candidate support gun responsibility laws?
  • Does the candidate recognize the fact that punishing poor people for being poor is a race to the bottom?
  • If the answer to all five of those questions is “yes,” you’re voting for the right person. If the answer is “no,” you’re probably going to regret your vote. Let’s go through the reasoning, step by step.

    1. If a candidate opposes a particular group of people—refugees, say, or immigrants, or a certain religion or race—then that candidate is encouraging exclusivity. We’ve published many pieces on this blog explaining why excluding people from your economy is a bad idea; in short, it creates a negative feedback loop that discourages participation. Eventually, diverse populations will choose to go somewhere else, and your economy will suffer.

    2. If low-wage workers can’t climb above the poverty line by working 40 hours a week, you might as well admit that the American dream is dead.

    3. You need money to make money. We haven’t been investing in our future, and it shows. While the Tea Party/Libertarian alliance would like you to believe that all government spending is bad, the truth is that government investments in topics that the market doesn’t have the capacity to support—things like experimental clean energy, education for all, and public transportation—actually helps the market in the long run. A vote against all government spending is a vote against the future.

    4. This is pretty simple: you shouldn’t support candidates who are in favor of the needless deaths of tens of thousands of Americans every year.

    5. Candidates who favor rules that bar access to mental health care and food stamps are only making the system worse. If they support predatory lenders, they’re not betting on the American future. They’re intent on creating an American underclass that remains eternally in debt while the rich get richer. That’s downright un-American.

    There are plenty more items that should be on this checklist — I’ll keep adding to it as election season progresses — but it’s a good start. The most basic rule to keep in mind, I think, should always be item one: is the candidate inclusive or exclusive? If they exclude people, they don’t deserve your vote.

    Here’s Every Mention of the Economy in Last Night’s Republican Debate (It’s a Short List)

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    This morning, you could find any number of think-pieces about the Republican presidential debate online. As expected, most of the pieces are about Donald Trump. But I have to say, I’ve also encountered a disturbing trend in today’s recaps; they suggest that without Trump, last night’s debate was all about “issues.” This isn’t really true. Instead, what we got was a lot of meta-talk about issues—who hates immigrants more, who has hated immigrants for the longest, who’s going to launch the most brutal assault on ISIS—and more Trump-like bluster. I suppose after so many months of Donald Trump overload, the media assigned to cover the Republican side of the presidential primary can’t quite remember what an actual policy discussion sounds like.

    Here’s what we didn’t hear last night: any talk about the middle class. Or raising the minimum wage. Neither of those phrases was mentioned even once. Gun responsibility was mentioned by a moderator and then promptly ignored by Marco Rubio. In fact, the economy was largely ignored. Here, I made a list of all the times the candidates mentioned the American economy, in chronological order:

  • Ted Cruz, incredibly, suggested that tax cuts and deregulation could help stop ISIS.
  • Marco Rubio warned that switching to clean energy would “destroy our economy.” It’s a patently absurd suggestion that indicates Rubio does not have even a basic understanding of how the economy works. Clean energy is getting cheaper, clean energy jobs are on the rise, and when you support industries like gas and coal through subsidies, all you’re really doing is socializing the high costs of environmental impact. You’re putting taxpayers on the hook for trillions of dollars of damage and letting Big Oil off free.
  • John Kasich said that “the conservative message is economic growth and along with economic growth goes opportunity for everybody in America.” The first part is kind of true; Republicans talk more (and speak more forcefully) about growth. But the fact is that Democratic presidents are better for the economy, and the trickle-down agenda that Republicans have been pushing for years has led to increased inequality. The American people are realizing, finally, that trickle down economics is a scam; you can talk all you want about growth, but if you support policies that give more money to the rich, you’re not seriously endorsing growth.
  • Ted Cruz promised that his flat tax would “reduce enormous economic growth,” which is absolutely untrue. The flat tax is a regressive tax that—all together now—would lower taxes for the rich and increase taxes on the poor.
  • Seems a little…flimsy for a two-hour debate, doesn’t it? Aside from Ted Cruz’s decidedly unserious flat tax, where are the policies? Is it even possible for these candidates to mention the economy without trying to frighten Americans into thinking everything is going to collapse if they get the chance to enjoy even a little bit more economic opportunity than they enjoy right now? Even without Donald Trump in the room, the Republican debate was still a circus: all flash and dazzle and audience manipulation, with entirely too many clowns.

    Daily Clips: January 19th, 2016

    Barack Obama was the winner of Sunday’s Democratic debate: Did you tune in to watch Bernie, Hillary, and the other guy debate after Sunday football? Probably not, and that brings a smile to the face of Debbie Wasserman Schultz!

    If you by any chance did watch the extremely well-moderated debate, you would have noticed that Barack Obama’s name and legacy were enthusiastically embraced by all candidates on stage – especially Hillary Clinton. As Vox’s Dylan Matthews noted,

    [Hillary] also cited Sanders’s past criticisms of the president and flirtation with supporting a primary challenge against him in 2011/2012…Clinton’s message is clear: I am the true defender of Obama’s legacy, I will preserve his gains, while Sanders dismissed them.

    This may seem like a strange strategy, especially if you watched the Republican debate earlier in the week. There, Obama was portrayed as nothing short of evil. Yet within Democratic circles, the current president is seen in a very positive light. Consider this:

    To put these numbers in perspective, George W. Bush’s approval among Republicans in 2007 sat at 70 percent – 17 points lower than Obama’s standing with Democrats today. For this reason, expect the Democratic nominee to not distance themselves from the president like John McCain did with Bush.

    Weekly bashing of David Brooks: As most reader(s) of Daily Clips will know, I have a habit of rebutting columns written by the New York Times columnist David Brooks. Why specifically him? Because he’s a “middle-of-the-road Republican” that asks all the right questions, but then ends up with the wrong answers. He’s so close to being politically sane. Unlike Breitbart or Fox News, Brooks lives an examined life, yet he all too often falls back on faulty assumptions about life and politics.

    This week, he’s basically arguing that it would be terrible for the Republican party if either Cruz or Trump wins the nomination. No faulty logic there. He believes “there’s a silent majority of hopeful, practical, programmatic Republicans. You know who you are.”

    To cure Republican voters from the anger and contempt of this election cycle Brooks argues that “maybe it’s time a center-right movement actually offered” an agenda that dealt with “working class populism, religious compassion and institutional reform.” Read this as: Rubio is our only hope, Republican establishment.

    Which is a pathetic option. Because Rubio, as we saw in the last debate, is willing to go angry Republican Dad to get the nomination. And Brooks isn’t the only one hoping for a Rubio surge. A similar call to action was raised in Michael Gerson’s latest column. The intellectual conservative class has finally understood that their party has lost the plot. But to offer Rubio as the bastion of the center-right? Give me a break.

    Tweet of the day: This headline made me smile.

    Mitt Romney: Republicans Are “Nuts Not to Raise the Minimum Wage”

    Okay, okay, maybe one apology...

    Okay, okay, maybe one apology…

    After two failed runs for the presidency and one impossibly stupid rant admitting that he’s not the candidate of poor people, Mitt Romney has finally seen the light. Eric Levenson at Boston.com reports Romney’s latest thoughts on the Republican Party:

    “I think we’re nuts not to raise the minimum wage,” he said in an interview with The Washington Post. “I think as a party, to say we’re trying to help the middle class of America and the poor and not raise the minimum wage sends exactly the wrong signal.”

    Romney is correct, here, and it’s not the first time. He’s been calling for the minimum wage to be increased for a while—almost since he lost the election in 2012. Republicans are stuck in a dead end right now. They know they need to support the middle class in some way, but their rich supporters are against raising the minimum wage at all. They’re stuck, and only a retired politician like Romney can tell the truth about this awkward, tenuous situation.

    Romney’s most extraordinary comment is in this next quote:

    “As a party we speak a lot about deregulation and tax policy, and you know what? People have been hearing that for 25 years and they’re getting tired of that message,” he said.

    This is an astonishing flourish of self-awareness from Romney, a man who almost never demonstrates a capability for reflection. He understands that Republicans haven’t issued anything new on the economy in a very long time, and the American people are finally recognizing the sound of a broken record. Tax cuts and slashing regulations is not going to do it anymore.

    Too bad the party that Romney is trying to speak truth to has fled in entirely the other direction, embracing the hate and fear of Trump and Cruz. Romney’s acting as the mouthpiece for all the Republican leaders who have only been able to gawk, open-mouthed, as the Tea Party drove their values into a ditch, but Republican voters don’t seem ready to listen to reason just yet. Can they pull out of their trickle down death spiral before this year’s presidential election? Romney seems to be betting his reputation and his legacy as a Republican leader on it.

    Obama’s Last State Of The Union Plot A True Course for 2016

    In last year’s State of the Union, Obama opened by telling the American people he wanted his speech to focus less on “a checklist of proposals and focus more on the values at stake in the choices before us.” This year he basically cut and pasted that line, starting off by promising Congress and viewers that he would “go easy on the traditional list of proposals for the year ahead.” Such laid back, colloquial language was dispersed throughout Barack “4th quarter” Obama’s speech. Just because his style was relaxed and informal doesn’t mean his speech was bereft of vision and substance.

    From the start, you could tell he felt compelled to set the direction for the progressive cause. He knows that big advances are coming. They are tantalizingly close to being within his legacy. While he may not be there for the culmination of many of these policies, Obama wanted this speech to be a touchstone for many of those accomplishments. Ever the man in control, and with the media spotlight slipping away from him, for now, he wants to be the compass for the next (hopefully) Democratic president.

    Let me be the first to admit, these speeches are notoriously tough to excel at (and often tough to watch). There’s so much to unpack, so many demographics to appeal to. As Zach Silk wrote to me during the speech, “every sentence has a constituency. And even with all that said some constituency is pissed they didn’t get mentioned.”

    Obama did some flexing in front of his colleagues, where he proceeded to essentially say “I told you so” to his doubters. He flaunted gas prices, talked about the recovery, and the robust jobs growth. He touted these successes for their due applause, but he didn’t dwell on them for long. He didn’t want to upset the economic anxieties that so many Americans currently feel. This sentence in particular highlights the tension inherent within this section of the speech:

    For the past 7 years, our goal has been a growing economy that works better for everybody. We’ve made progress. But we need to make more.

    From here, Obama really emphasized the idea of “choices.” He noted how optimistic he was for the future, but only if we make the right choices. This was most notable during the economic portion of his speech. Obama mentioned the necessity of having something similar to Nick Hanauer and David Rolf’s Shared Security system, where all of the employment benefits traditionally provided by a full-time salaried job are detached from the employer and made “prorated, portable, and universal.” As the president pointed out, “that’s what the Affordable Care Act is all about.” He knows that creating more fluid benefits systems is going to be imperative for growing the American middle class. I must say, I believe his proposed trajectory is true.

    His foreign policy part of the speech was vintage Obama. Rational, direct, and laced with bits of realism and liberalism. He focused almost exclusively on American “hard power,” boasting “the United States is the most powerful nation on earth. It’s not even close. It’s not even close. It’s not even close.” The dude was telling Republicans he knows this nation isn’t crumbling. He warned against nation building, arguing that this always leads to quagmires. “It is the lesson of Vietnam, it’s the lesson of Iraq and we should have learned it by now.” Perfect.

    But more than anything else, Obama was himself.  Just like in his first year addressing the nation. The man will be remembered extremely fondly within the progressive movement. As a millennial, he will forever be the captain of 21st century American progressivism to me. Did he get it all right? Of course not. And thirty years from now we’ll probably have progressives stating he wasn’t a beacon for a brighter democracy. But within the context of 2016, he delivered a speech and a presidency that sets a wonderful course for progressivism. And you could tell he felt confident about our chances. He sounded like he trusted us to get us there:

    “Because of you. I believe in you. That’s why I stand here confident that the State of our Union is strong.”

    Newsflash: The Market Can’t “Decide” People’s Wages Because the Market Is Not a Sentient Being

    Yesterday, Mark Perry wrote for conservative think-tank AEI that minimum wage laws are as ridiculous as laws that try to control the temperature. Because you can’t control the weather, right? Right. (Well, except through years of unregulated environmental destruction, but I’m sure that’s something else Perry and I disagree on.) Anyway, here’s his point:

    Bottom Line: If the proposed Minimum/Maximum Temperature Laws seem ridiculous, that’s because they are totally ridiculous. And so is the Minimum Wage Law.Unfair Government Mandate Preventing Thousands of Unskilled Workers from Finding a Job. Forcing employers to pay an unskilled worker $10.10 per hour (or $12 as proposed by Hillary Clinton and $15 an hour as is currently being proposed by Bernie Sanders and the NY Times, among others) won’t change the reality that many of those workers are actually only worth $7 or $8 per hour in the labor market. The artificially high minimum wage causes distortions and inefficiencies in the unskilled labor market because the minimum wage does not accurately and truthfully reflect many workers’ true productivity, and it’s like creating a government-mandated fantasy world (or government censorship and lies, according to Don above). A disconnect is created between the true measure (e.g. $7 per hour) and an artificial, government-mandated measure ($10.10, $12 or $15 an hour), of a worker’s value or productivity.

    As much as I hate to say it, I believe this paragraph contains the real reason why Mark Perry and I will never see eye to eye. In his mind, the economy is a natural law like the weather, and the minimum wage is an artificial way to control that law. If you think the economy just happens spontaneously and does whatever it would do regardless of human interaction, any attempts to guide the economy in a direction that the economy does not “want” to go in would end in a disaster.

    But the economy isn’t a natural law. Perry argues that minimum wage laws are “artificial,” but by that same definition, the entire economy is “artificial.” The economy doesn’t just happen spontaneously. If there were no humans, there would be no economy. Humans have existed without an economy like the one that we have in America. The economy isn’t gravity, or the weather. It can’t “decide” what people are worth because it’s not a sentient being. This is a huge blind spot that causes thinkers like Perry to get lost.

    Undoubtedly, Perry would respond to this claim by saying something about how obviously he doesn’t think the market is a sentient being—maybe he’d talk about balance or something like that—but the fact is that his rhetoric says otherwise. He talks about what workers are “actually…worth,” and the “true measure” of what people earn, as though there’s some sort of a ruler out there incontrovertibly proving what everyone should earn at any given moment. The economy doesn’t want certain people to make $7 or $8 an hour (or less, as Perry so menacingly leaves unspoken in his piece.) Perry probably also argues that CEO pay, undoubtedly, is exactly where it should be now, and it was absolutely meant to rise 90 percent faster than the pay of the typical American worker, because that’s just what the market wants. It’s certainly not caused by the greed of the people in charge of making salary decisions. At all. Nope. That would be silly.

    As Nick Hanauer says, “Economics is mostly how humans rationalize who gets what and why. It’s how we instantiate our preferences about status, privileges, and power.” Economics is the story we tell ourselves, and for the last forty years or so we’ve been telling ourselves the flawed trickle-down narrative, which says that rich people deserve the money because they’re job creators. The truth is that the middle class are the true job creators; when people who work in restaurants have enough money to eat in restaurants, more money circulates and the economy grows.

    And as opposed to the trickle down narrative, in which people like Mark Perry translate the market’s supposed needs and wants into English, inclusive economics and the raising of the minimum wage is supported by actual facts. So let’s stop pretending that the market decides the worth of human beings and start spreading the truth: when more people have more money, we all do better.