Carly Fiorina Won the Kid’s Table GOP Debate, for Whatever That’s Worth
Though the Fox News moderators kept lobbing softball questions at Rick Perry all afternoon—and though Perry did a decent job with those questions, not once appearing to forget who he was or where he was—Carly Fiorina clearly won the early kid’s table debate between the bottom seven Republican presidential candidates.
To be fair, Fiorina and Perry didn’t have much competition. Rick Santorum, who was one of the better debaters in 2012, seems to have forgotten everything he once knew about winning an audience’s attention. George Pataki and Jim Gilmore were the Retro Twins, talking about 9/11 and the olden days when they were still a part of the national conversation. Bobby Jindal, with his weird tirade about assimilation, was just plain creepy. And Lindsey Graham, with his calls to re-invade Iraq, seemed to be airlifted in from 2005.The candidates disagreed on a few issues; Pataki is (barely) pro-life, Graham seemed to be pro-Social Security. There were a few minor squabbles about wiretapping—though most were in favor if it—and litmus tests for SCOTUS candidates.
One thing they were all in lock step on was the economy. They all positioned themselves as pro-growth, pro-prosperity candidates. They talked a good game. Santorum even said he was the only one on stage who cared about the American worker. But the problem is, once they started talking about the way they would go about achieving prosperity, they had absolutely nothing new to offer.




